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Funny Things to do in an Elevator:

  • Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
  • Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  • Shave.
  • Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
  • Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  • When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
  • Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  • On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
  • Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
  • When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
  • Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
  • Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
  • Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
  • Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
  • Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
  • Leave a box between the doors.
  • Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
  • Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
  • Start a sing-along.
  • When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
  • Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  • Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
  • Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
  • If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
  • While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Last Updated on: February 26, 2016

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